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TRIBUTE TO ARFA KARIM (LATE) :(
Here is a short tribute to ARFA KARIM,please watch out and pray for here...
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Just Laugh Now
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are always funny.
Interpretation: It is true when your boss shares something witty, you must laugh otherwise he might feel insulted and your promotion can be stopped. So whether they are funny or not, everyone laughs at them.
Employee : Boss, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.
Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home.
Explanation: What a smart and proactive boss. He is so doubtful about his employee or daughter that he makes his worker to tried before sending his daughter with him. But anyhow it was a funny experience. Isn't it?
Are you afraid of dying alone? Become a bus driver.
Interpretation: How witty! This joke tells that we all need company to something daring. They are not suggesting how to avoid suicide but giving you idea to be bus driver because there are hundreds more people who can go heaven/hell to accompany you.